Epitath

[Slacker]

A long time married couple had been arguing about bedroom activities when he retorted:

"If you die first I will put on your grave:
HERE LIES MARY, COLD AS EVER"

To which she replied:
"If you go first I will put:
"HERE LIES BILL, STIFF AT LAST"

[alsatian]

[therealjr]

A Yorkshireman is unlucky enough to be widowed rather suddenly. He thinks hard about how best to commemorate his wife whom he loved a great deal but who was also herself was a devout Christian.
He decides on a nice marble headstone with a suitable engraving and after some further thought decides that the right wording for the engraving should be "She was thine Lord" reflecting her dedication to God.
He commissions the best mason in Barnsley to make and engrave the headstone and two weeks later takes delivery of it.
He immediately notices an error in the engraving - the mason had put "She was thin Lord".
He returns the headstone to the mason with a note saying "Please change the engraving - you have forgotten a letter E".
A further week later the headstone is returned - our man eagerly unwraps it - the engraving now reads
"E she was thin Lord"........!!!

[alsatian]

[Pete]

Nice one Jon! Not like you to be funny

[therealjr]

Nice one Jon! Not like you to be funny

That joke is a bit like you cous, very VERY OLD!

[Slacker]

Although it has been pointed out the correct word is "Epitaph"

[Pete]

Actually I thought an epitath was something said about a dead person by someone with a lisp

[alsatian]

Actually I thought an epitath was something said about a dead person by someone with a lisp

[DbyDawn]

A long time married couple had been arguing about bedroom activities when he retorted: